Dashing Through the Holidays:
Woo Gifts Bring More Play for a Lot More Merry This Season
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, so that means it should be time to choose gifts that help you have the most wonderful time. Any time. Any place. Woo gifts bring it all to the table. Or into the shower. Or even to the bedroom. So many options.
When you give Woo, you gift playtime. It's perfect for that special someone on your list this year. And if you’re not paired up, buy yourself a little something. We all deserve to get a little this holiday season. And, if you weren't on the naughty list before, you sure will be after you get a little Woo in your life. Mmmmm...that's the spot.
Let’s Get Warm Together
Coconut Love Oil is Spreading
ALL the Holiday Joy
Let's see those sparks start flying. Baby it’s cold outside, so it's past time to kindle your own fire and warm up with a little bumping (and a lot of grinding).
Woo More Play Coconut Love Oil is exactly the right blend of silky-smooth delight to make visions of sugarplums dance through your head. We’re aiming for all night long if you’re up for it. But, hey, we do quickies too.
This is the season of giving, so what are you waiting for? Spread the joy, and maybe a few legs too. Coconut Love Oil is setting the mood for all kinds of exchanges.
It’s the gift that gives back, because you can have your cake…and eat it too. The incredible frosted flavor will make the gift of pleasure one you can both enjoy. And then enjoy over and over, because why should Christmas only cum once a year?
Making the Good List: Key Ingredients
Not only will Coconut Love Oil bring some incredible sensations, it’s GOOD for your most sensitive parts.
- Organic Coconut Oil Is the main ingredient that not only adds the slippery silkiness, it helps balance your lower regions. It’s a natural antibacterial, anti-fungal, antioxidant and anti-inflammatory ingredient, so it’s nothing but the happiest of holidays down there.
- Vanilla Essence provides the delicious smell and taste that is going to get all your senses revved up in exactly the right way. As a natural aphrodisiac, you can skip the holly and move straight to the jolly part of the night. You might smell incredibly sweet, but we’re thinking you’ll make the naughty list this year.
- Beeswax is a natural way to keep the slip around for hours. Rich in antioxidants and vitamin A, beeswax is going to clean, moisturize and repair skin. It’s the perfect partner to coconut oil. You aren't going to outlast this luxurious massage oil. But, feel free to go ahead and try.
- Stevia brings the delicious factor to the table. Let’s be honest, you’re looking for an excuse to use tongue anyway. This zero-calorie, zero-sticky sweetener is antibacterial and rich in antioxidants, so it’s great for the skin too (you might be caught up in the moment, but we’ve got this long-term game on lock).
How to Gift
Coconut Love Oil is a great gift for her when paired with some fun new toys or a flirty new lingerie piece. It makes quite the large stocking stuffer for her (that’s what she said).
If you want a little more, this is a great time to sneak in some Quickies (also what she said).
Or, gift Coconut Love Oil to your man with an audacious couples game you can take straight to the bedroom. Save this gift for last, or the rest of the unwrapping might not be directed toward the gifts.
But, they will keep under the tree just fine—so maybe they can serve as an intermission in your play.
Making the Good List: Key Ingredients
Not only will Coconut Love Oil bring some incredible sensations, it’s GOOD for your most sensitive parts. Rub, lick, slip—Coconut Love Oil will help you do it all and love every second of it.
- Organic Coconut Oil Is the main ingredient that not only adds the slippery silkiness, it helps balance your lower regions. It’s a natural antibacterial, anti-fungal, antioxidant and anti-inflammatory ingredient, so it’s nothing but the happiest of holidays down there.
- Vanilla Essence provides the delicious smell and taste that is going to get all your senses revved up in exactly the right way. As a natural aphrodisiac, you can skip the holly and move straight to the jolly part of the night. You might smell incredibly sweet, but we’re thinking you’ll make the naughty list this year.
- Beeswax is a natural way to keep the slip around for hours. Rich in antioxidants and vitamin A, beeswax is going to clean, moisturize and repair skin. It’s the perfect partner to coconut oil. You aren't going to outlast this luxurious massage oil. But, feel free to go ahead and try.
- Stevia brings the delicious factor to the table. Let’s be honest, you’re looking for an excuse to use tongue anyway. This zero-calorie, zero-sticky sweetener is antibacterial and rich in antioxidants, so it’s great for the skin too (you might be caught up in the moment, but we’ve got this long-term game on lock).
How to Gift
The perfect gift to get her in the mood? Pair Coconut Love Oil with some fun new toys or a flirty new lingerie piece. It also makes quite the large stocking stuffer for her (that’s what she said). If you want a little more, this is a great time to sneak in some Quickies (also what she said).
Or, gift Coconut Love Oil to your man with an audacious couples game you can take straight to the bedroom. Save this gift for last, or the rest of the unwrapping might not be directed toward the gifts. But, they will keep under the tree just fine—so maybe they can serve as an intermission in your play.
In the Spirit of Giving
Quickies Make it Easy to Cum and Go
Planning to come home for the holidays? Pack your Quickies for the road, the hotel, the plane or—well, wherever.
Quickies will be there for you. These small lube packets contain a plentiful helping of our incredible Coconut Love Oil for more play in more places. With a single-use design, you won’t have to keep track of a lube tube or risk a bottle spilling in your bag.
Each packet has a generous 8ml of our incredibly silky Love Oil. These slip right into your wallet, weekender or purse for whenever you hear the call of the wild.
How to Gift
Slip quickies into gifts of luggage, handbags or a new wallet. They can also be fun in the office, car, camping tent—really, what kind of gift won’t they pair well with? You could even gift them with new socks…
These are a great gift for him, since he’s usually the one that's most into the rub you only get with the smooth, mess-free slip of Coconut Love Oil. Maybe pair a handmade coupon book with the Quickies that offers a few incredible favors. Free passes for where, when and how things get done. Feel free to illustrate with stick figures to hammer home each message for a memorable gift.
All is Merry and Bright
Freshies Keep the Fire Delightful
Nothing is worse than a fire deep down—that fun little gift that tells you maybe you had some fun and didn’t clean up completely.
Even naughty girls have to keep up with their lady bits. Freshies are going to make it easier to jingle a few bells without disrupting your VJ (more than necessary).
You never know when you’ll get caught under the mistletoe, but you can count on Freshies to be there in your time of need.
These slick little packs are something you can keep in your purse or pocket —offering a quick refresher when the moment sparks.
They are perfect for keeping the funk at bay for tidings of comfort and joy.
Making the Good List: Key Ingredients
Freshies might make you smell like a cupcake, but the ingredients are incredible for your skin. Your one-horse open sleigh bells can keep ring-a-ling, just let Freshies ease the tingle-ing
Aloe Vera Extract is incredible for moisturizing your skin and keeping everything merry and bright. This natural ingredient will calm any irritation that might crop up from a little extra riding friction. Ooh yeah, just like that.
Organic Cranberry is a pretty festive ingredient, good for more than decoration on the tree or in your favorite cocktail. This ingredient is incredible for protecting your you-know-what from UTIs and toxins. It will deeply moisturize your skin and is filled with rejuvenating nutrients to keep you ho-ho-ho-ing through the holidays.
Vanilla Water Sweet and fragrant, vanilla water is also full of nutrients for calming and revitalizing skin, like vitamin B. This antibacterial ingredient keeps away infections and offers a sensational aphrodisiac element to your cleaning routine. Heads up, you may need to keep more than one on hand, since it could provoke a repeat sesh.
Coconut Water is incredible for your skin, offering powerful electrolytes, minerals and nutrients that will restore your natural glow. Get out the way, Rudolph, Vixen is ready to sleigh!
How to Gift
Of course, your boy-toy can benefit from Freshies if he wants to stay smelling like a sweet snack, but these are especially designed for the ladies in the room. So, fa-la-la-la-la, ladies. Enjoy.
Freshies pair well with a new designer purse to slip them in. Then, she’ll be ready anytime or any place the mood strikes. How’s that for a gift that gives back in dividends?
‘Tis the Season to be Jolly:
Add a Threesome
The Bundle of Joy that Keeps on Giving
Of course, the number of people you have in the bedroom is up to you, but that’s not the holiday gift we are suggesting.
As kinky and thrilling as the real thing might sound, start with this threesome to bring plenty of “oooh”s and “ahhhh”s without the shock value of a new face. Snag a deal on the gift that would rival the Maji with three times the play factor.
Two Freshies, one Love Oil. Oooh, Santa baby.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
‘Tis the Season to be Jolly:
Add a Threesome
The Bundle of Joy that Keeps on Giving
Of course, the number of people you have in the bedroom is up to you, but that’s not the holiday gift we are suggesting.
As kinky and thrilling as the real thing might sound, start with this threesome to bring plenty of “oooh”s and “ahhhh”s without the shock value of a new face. Snag a deal on the gift that would rival the Maji with three times the play factor.
Two Freshies, one Love Oil. Oooh, Santa baby.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
Get All Up in The Play Box The Bundle for a Good Jingle Jangle
Maybe it’s time you start thinking IN the box.
There’s a lot to be said for the gifts that encourage creative play.
Naughty and nice at the same time, our Play Box bundle will keep you playing in your box well after the holidays.
Let’s keep it fresh and smooth as we ring out the year. More play and less stress.
One Love Oil, one Quickie box and one Freshie box to get the juices flowing, and—who knows—you might be seeing flying reindeer and shooting stars at night instead of sheep. We are so here for this.
Holiday Gift Guide Testimonials
Santa isn't the only one making a nice list.
Our verified customers just keep passing out the 5-star ratings with comments like:
“As a lube Woo is unmatched! But Woo is way more than a lube! Moisturizer, massage oil and I even use it on my tattoos to brighten them up. And with the auto ship, I will never be without it!”
- Nick A.
“AMAZING! Not sticky at all, smells good but not overpowering, a little goes a long way, and let’s just say it definitely does the job. Such great quality ingredients!”
- Kait M.
“These little post-play wipes are the perfect finishing touch! They leave you smelling sweet and sexy and ready for another round if you’re in the mood!!”
- Emily B.
“WOW! If you are looking for a lube, stop here. This is the one you need. The feeling is awesome. It tastes great, as well. And the texture is silky smooth. It is not sticky, or messy like other lubes. And the packaging is amazing! Definitely a lifetime buyer!”
- Roxanne W.
“I love woo love oil so much! So happy I found you! And freshies are perfect for after play. I keep a couple in my purse, nightstand and travel bag, they always come in handy.”
- Lisa B.
“AMAZING! Not sticky at all, smells good but not overpowering, a little goes a long way, and let’s just say it definitely does the job. Such great quality ingredients!”
- Kait M.
“WOW! If you are looking for a lube, stop here. This is the one you need. The feeling is awesome. It tastes great, as well. And the texture is silky smooth. It is not sticky, or messy like other lubes. And the packaging is amazing! Definitely a lifetime buyer!”
- Roxanne W.
“These little post-play wipes are the perfect finishing touch! They leave you smelling sweet and sexy and ready for another round if you’re in the mood!!”
- Emily B.
“As a lube Woo is unmatched! But Woo is way more than a lube! Moisturizer, massage oil and I even use it on my tattoos to brighten them up. And with the auto ship, I will never be without it!”
- Nick A.
“I love woo love oil so much! So happy I found you! And freshies are perfect for after play. I keep a couple in my purse, nightstand and travel bag, they always come in handy.”
- Lisa B.
Frequently Asked Questions
Everybody has questions. We have most of the answers. Here are a few
FAQs about your next Woo order.
Q. Is Woo Love Oil Safe to Ingest?
When you are ready to munch, Love Oil keeps it fresh, tasty and sweet. The natural ingredients mean it’s just as good for your mouth as it is for your skin. It’s just nice to be nice.
Q. Are Your Products Cruelty-Free?
Absolutely. We have too much respect for rabbit-style and doggie-style to test our products on them. These are for animals in bed only.
Q. How Long do Products Last?
We recommend keeping Woo Oil in a hot spot (69 is a great place to start). Freshies will last for two years if they aren’t opened. If you do open one, wrap it back up to keep it wet until it’s go-time (that's what she said).
Q. What About Subscription Gifts?
YES! You set it up and we’ll ship it out. They’ll be cummin’ for the rest of 2021. So, over the river and through the wood to grandmother's house we go. Hmm. Probably best gifted to the ones you want to think of you with each special delivery. But, granny knows how to jingle a few bells too, so this could be right up her alley.
Q. How Long Will My Order Take?
Order early to ensure it gets through the holiday rush of the PO! It only takes us 1-2 days to prep your order plus whatever shipping method you choose when checking out.