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Morning After Hoodie

The only hoodie you’ll ever need. Except for his.

Naked is the best thing to wear. This hoodie is the second. Made for those in-between sex moments, like when you get up to get more lube or a snack. Pants always optional.


Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, Normal cycle only, Do not bleach, Tumble dry low, Do not iron design.


Materials: 48% Cotton, 48% Modal, 4% Spandex.


Color: Bone White


Size: Like condoms, one size fits most.

Hoodie fit runs oversize. Model is 5’5.
Free Shipping & Discreet Packaging

Why You Should Use It:

  • Hoodies are cosy. This one’s also fun and NSFW.
  • When you feel like being sexy but also comfy.
  • Means he can get his hoodie back, maybe.
  • Show what team you cheer for: the great sex team.
  • Spices up any serious work lunch or family dinner.
  • Helps with cold nipples.

How to Use

Be naked for a lil’ bit, then be non-naked by putting this on your body. Head first then hands is a good place to start. Wink, wink.

What People Having WOO Sex Say

"Not even joking, this is my official sex hoodie: I pack it in my bag whenever I know I’m about to get some."
- Ella
"The only thing I’m taking this off for is actual sex. Maybe."
- Maddy S
"I’m so tired of boring hoodies. This is exactly what I needed around my home office… and actual office haha"
- Kat

Top Answered Questions

Does this fit male or female frames?

Just like sex, this hoodie is for everyone, no matter your gender or preference.

How do I take care of it?

A low maintenance partner, this hoodie can be washed and dried with your regular cottons.

I accidentally ripped a hole in my hoodie. What should I do?

Let your partner know you’ve got easy access.

“It just tastes really good. Plus, it’s coconut oil-based, there’s no clean-up, it just moisturizes into your skin,”

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