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Whipped Bikini Tee

The ultimate tee to enjoy the f*** out of your summer.

Girls just wanna have fun in whipped cream bikini tees. They also want to have the best, hot girl summer ever. We got you with our limited-edition WOO Girl Summer Tee, so you can be flirty and fk’able all summer long - no matter rain, hail, shine, or social distancing. As always, babes, pants are optional.
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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, normal cycle, Tumble dry low, Do not bleach, Do not iron print, Do not lend to flakey friends who won’t give back. Do not leave at booty call’s house, unless it’s an excuse to drop by again...

Materials: 100% Cotton

Color: Whipped Cream White

Size: Like condoms, one size fits most.

Why you should Get it:

  • To look even more edible.
  • Coz it’s finally summer and we want our hot girl summer.
  • It’s easy to take off. Wink, wink.
  • Prudes still exist and they don’t like public topless’ness.
  • It’s comfy AF, no matter AM, PM, midnight, or make out sesh.
  • Helpful when you want to skinny dip and need something to wear before/after.

How to Use:

Like a tshirt, deh. If you need more instructions, you shouldn’t be on the internet.

What People Having WOO Sex Say

This is now my official summer look. Everything else is officially boring and not my vibe and can go away.

- Georgina C.

It goes perfectly with my double margarita by the pool. Sorry not sorry to the same twelve people who will see me wearing this at every party. It’s not coming off. Unless I get lucky, then maybe.

- Sam S.

I cannot get over how much I love this. It’s hilarious. And perfect for when walking around the house post sex. It’s like wearing nothing, but cheekier.

- Lily W.

Top Answered Questions

Does this fit male or female bodies?

Like belly buttons, gender doesn’t matter for our tee sizes. Like, it doesn’t matter if you have an inny or an outy, one nipple or two, you just need a set of shoulders to wear it.

How do I take care of my new tee?

This tee is made to be low-maintenance. It’s also made to have fun. Wash and dry with your other cottons and avoid ironing the print.

I accidentally ripped a hole in my tee. What should I do?

Well, firstly we’d love to know what adventure you were up to. Sounds wild. Secondly, chill, coz now you have a flirty peep show for your significant other/s and neighbors.

Where can I wear it?

Anywhere you can’t be naked but kind of want to be. Like pool parties or church.

“It just tastes really good. Plus, it’s coconut oil-based, there’s no clean-up, it just moisturizes into your skin,”

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