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Freshies

Includes 10 all natural, after-play wipes
Full of natural, VJ-loving ingredients, Freshies work to cleanse, hydrate, and rejuvenate your skin; soothing inflammation, minimising UTIs, and remedying irritation triggered by ‘physical activity’. So, you’ll smell like a vanilla cupcake and be ready for the next round
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Why You Should Use It:

  • Vaginal health is important; getting UTIs, soreness, irritations, imbalances, and irritations is not on our ‘got time for’ list.
  • Designed specifically for pre and post game ‘activity’.
  • Plant-based, hypoallergenic, and super nourishing ingredients.
  • Discreet, easy, and convenient packaging.
  • Free from shitty ingredients, like parabens, petroleum, silicon, and glycerine.
  • Vegan and cruelty free. (We’re pro-rabbit, obviously.)

Key Ingredients

ALOE VERA EXTRACT

Mother nature did us a big favour by creating Aloe Vera. A natural hydrator, rich in antioxidants, vitamins, and enzymes, it helps rejuvenate skin, sooth inflammation, and remedy aggravation.

ORGANIC CRANBERRY

More than something to serve with your vodka, applying this nutrient-rich berry to your skin helps rejuvenate skin cells, protects you from UTIs, deeply moisturises, and cleanses your skin of toxins. As for toxic habits? Speak to your bartender.

VANILLA WATER

Brilliant on the senses but even better on your bod, vanilla water is full of nutrients that promote calm, healthy skin. Antibacterial properties reduce infections and aid in healing wounds, Vitamin B nourishes, whilst antioxidants protect your skin against free radical damage. Meaning tight, bright, and healthy.

COCONUT WATER

Full of powerful minerals, natural electrolytes, and hydrating, restoring nutrients, coconut water is one of nature’s best ways to recover from ‘physical activity’ and provide balance back to your skin. No matter the positions you wound up in

Full Ingredient List:
FULL INGREDIENTS LIST:

Water/Aqua, Aloe Barhadensis Aloe Vera) ExtracV,Olive Oil GlycereM-B Esters,Propanediol,elycerin• Cocamdopropyl PG-Dimonium Chloride Phosphate, Leuconosbc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Natural Fragrance, Lactobacillus, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Extract, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Water, Vanilla Planifolia Fruit Water, Vaccinium Macrocamon (Cranberry) Fruit Bctract., Potassium Sorhate, Sodium Renate, Citric Acid

'certified Organic

How To Use:

Open and gently wipe where needed, as needed. Use before or after physical activity, like sex, yoga, long workdays, bad hair days, long trips, more sex, and all the things in between.

What People Having WOO Sex Say

“I just got married and I’ve had multiple UTIs... and these wipes are the answer to my prayers! Since using them, I haven’t had ANY irritations or symptoms of a UTI at all. Highly recommend for ladies struggling with the nasty ingredients in other products.”
“I use them every single morning after hot yoga. I carry them around all the time. I use them under my arms, too. Let’s just say, Freshies have saved me a couple of times after a pre-brunch workout!”
“I LOVE how they make me feel and what they actually do for my body. I have them in every bag! If you’re looking for a confidence boost before your next sex-sesh, look no further than these perfect towelettes.”

Top Answered Questions

Does this fit male or female bodies?

Like belly buttons, gender doesn’t matter for our tee sizes. Like, it doesn’t matter if you have an inny or an outy, one nipple or two, you just need a set of shoulders to wear it.

How do I take care of my new tee?

This tee is made to be low-maintenance. It’s also made to have fun. Wash and dry with your other cottons and avoid ironing the print.

I accidentally ripped a hole in my tee. What should I do?

Well, firstly we’d love to know what adventure you were up to. Sounds wild. Secondly, chill, coz now you have a flirty peep show for your significant other/s and neighbors.

Where can I wear it?

Anywhere you can’t be naked but kind of want to be. Like pool parties or church.

“It just tastes really good. Plus, it’s coconut oil-based, there’s no clean-up, it just moisturizes into your skin,”

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