Daddy Stocking

Coconut Lube, Arousal Chocolates & holiday stickers

It’s not socks. It’s not a tie. It’s the holiday gift he actually wants. The Daddy Stocking is a limited-edition, co-branded bundle from WOO and Alice Mushrooms, built for one very specific outcome: the naughtiest night of his life. Inside is our edible Coconut Love Oil, a tin of Alice’s Happy Ending arousal chocolates (dessert that’s meant to get you both in the mood), and a sheet of holiday stickers. It arrives packed and ready to gift, with room left to stuff in whatever else you’re feeling, because Daddy deserves a full stocking. When it sells out, it’s gone for good. Just like his spot on the nice list.

Edible foreplay lube that tastes like cupcakes

Arousal chocolates with Horny Goat Weed. Yes, really

An overstuffed stocking may lead to a very satisfied Daddy

  • Stocking: Teddy fleece so soft it’s practically begging to be stuffed.
  • Love Oil: Coconut oil-based and edible, this multitasking lube is made for mouths, hands, and anywhere curiosity takes you.
  • Alice Happy Ending Chocolates: 16 squares of dark chocolate with Horny Goat Weed. Dessert first, happy ending second.
  • Stickers: Peel, stick, repeat. Your phone case deserves a little scandal.
  • Stocking: It’s a stocking built for naughty behavior, so stuff accordingly.
  • Love Oil: It’s the only lube that tastes amazing, feels incredible, and isn’t full of shit.
  • Alice Happy Ending Chocolates: It’s chocolate with an agenda, and the agenda is you.
  • Coconut Love Oil: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil*, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride*, Beeswax*, Deionized Water, Stevia Rebaudiana Leaf Extract, Jojoba Esters, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Wax, Acacia Decurrens Flower Wax, Polyglycerin-3, Natural Flavor *Certified Organic.
  • Alice Happy Ending Chocolates: Pleasure & Arousal Blend (1360mg per serving): Organic 8:1 Cordyceps Extract (fruiting body), Ashwagandha (root), Horny Goat Weed (root), Mucuna Pruriens Extract (root), Tribulus Terrestris Extract (root), Damiana (leaf), Maca (root), Ceylon Cinnamon, Cayenne Pepper. Other ingredients: Organic semi-sweet 72% dark chocolate (organic unsweetened chocolate, organic cane sugar, organic cocoa butter), coconut oil, cocoa butter. Processed on shared equipment and may contain peanuts, tree nuts, milk, eggs, or soy.

  • Stocking: Add your own naughty extras, hang it where only you two will find it, and open it together.
  • Love Oil: Apply generously to hands, mouths, toys, or each other. Perfect for foreplay, massage, sex, and making blow jobs taste incredible.
  • Alice Happy Ending Chocolates: Eat 2 to 3 squares before intimacy for heightened pleasure, or 1 square daily for enhanced sexual wellness.
  • Shipped in discreet packaging, your secrets are safe with us.
  • Satisfaction guaranteed, love it or we’ll make it right.
  • Free Shipping over $49.

Daddy Stocking

Built to be stuffed

Built to be stuffed

Organic

Organic

Flavored & edible

Flavored & edible

Long-Lasting

Long-Lasting

72% dark chocolate

72% dark chocolate

Made with Horny Goat Weed

Made with Horny Goat Weed

Vegan & Gluten-Free

Vegan & Gluten-Free

Built to be stuffed

Built to be stuffed

Organic

Organic

Flavored & edible

Flavored & edible

Long-Lasting

Long-Lasting

72% dark chocolate

72% dark chocolate

Made with Horny Goat Weed

Made with Horny Goat Weed

Vegan & Gluten-Free

Vegan & Gluten-Free

Built to be stuffed

Built to be stuffed

Organic

Organic

Flavored & edible

Flavored & edible

Long-Lasting

Long-Lasting

72% dark chocolate

72% dark chocolate

Made with Horny Goat Weed

Made with Horny Goat Weed

Vegan & Gluten-Free

Vegan & Gluten-Free

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Your Nightstand Called - It Wants the Whole Set

Why settle for a one-night stand when you could have the whole experience? Our bundles give you multiple bestsellers, full-body pleasure, and free shipping - all for less than buying each product solo.

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Proof That WOO Hits the Spot

“This is by far our #1 go to lube EVERY time we have sex! It tastes amazing, feels super smooth & silky - we literally keep it right next to us for easy access! It's so good I signed up for a subscription!”

Lucy Verified Buyer

“Fantastic product. Like riding a slip-n-slide & tastes great too. I've been going down on my wife for 43 years…with WOO it's like eating at a candy store. She's now experiencing multiple double digit O's. Heaven!”

Mike Verified Buyer

“Take 1-2 squares and indulge in a marathon of..um..intimate fun! I’m 42 and Alice has definitely made a difference in my ability to focus and enjoy. THANK YOU”

Veronica Verified Buyer

“This is by far our #1 go to lube EVERY time we have sex! It tastes amazing, feels super smooth & silky - we literally keep it right next to us for easy access! It's so good I signed up for a subscription!”

Lucy Verified Buyer

“Fantastic product. Like riding a slip-n-slide & tastes great too. I've been going down on my wife for 43 years…with WOO it's like eating at a candy store. She's now experiencing multiple double digit O's. Heaven!”

Mike Verified Buyer

“Take 1-2 squares and indulge in a marathon of..um..intimate fun! I’m 42 and Alice has definitely made a difference in my ability to focus and enjoy. THANK YOU”

Veronica Verified Buyer

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Frequently asked questions

A jar of coconut oil works for cooking, but Love Oil was designed for the best sex of your life. Smooth texture, cupcake-like taste that’s amazing for foreplay, safe for your most sensitive areas, and no messy (i.e. unhygienic!) scooping. Just a simple squeeze from our chic tube. Because when it comes to intimacy, you deserve more than whatever’s sitting on aisle 5.

Yes. Love Oil is made with organic coconut oil, vanilla essence, and a touch of stevia, so it’s completely edible. It tastes like cupcakes, which makes it especially great for oral play.

Each bite of Happy Ending is formulated to boost arousal and satisfaction in the long term while also delivering an immediate boost to pleasure and desire during intimacy.

Happy Ending works best when consumed as a daily supplement for overall wellness- at any time of day, regardless of your activity. To turn up the heat before an intimate encounter, supplement your daily dose with an extra 1-3 squares for an immediate boost of pleasure.

The long term benefits come from the functional mushroom Cordyceps and the adaptogens Ashwagandha and Maca. These ingredients are felt over time, not instantly. When incorporated into a daily routine, their nutrients compound in your body and become more effective with daily use.

The immediate benefits come from a blend of potent nootropics and herbal supplements, tribulus which improves stamina, damiana for drive, and cayenne + ceylon cinnamon for added spice and increased blood flow.

Think of Happy Ending as a boost to your pleasure and desire, with or without a partner, in a way that feels good for everyday use and that enhances a special moment. 

You may feel some subtle effects immediately (15-45 minutes after eating a square), but nothing that would get you into trouble outside of the bedroom ;) To up the immediate effects prior to intimacy, we suggest taking an extra 1-3 squares about 15-45 minutes before the experience. 

When taken daily, you will feel the most noticeable impacts after 3+ weeks of consistent use.

Never. Happy Ending contains functional mushrooms like Cordyceps. Functional mushrooms are fully legal everywhere in the world, and are an entirely different category of mushrooms to those that can create a magical experience. So no matter how much alice chocolate you consume, you won’t trip or risk failing a drug test (but you will likely feel sharp, alert, and energized!).

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