Forget small talk, dirty talk is our favorite language. Whether you’re revving up your sex life or trying to keep that "I want to rip your clothes off" energy alive all day long, dirty talk is the secret to elevating your sex life (besides using our love oil course). WOO’s got your back, so buckle up for a guide that’ll have you whispering things reminiscent of your favorite naughty novel. 

Why Dirty Talk Works

Dirty talk isn’t just for the bedroom. Oh no. This language has the magic to  build sexual tension that’ll last all day long—like sending spicy text messages that make your partner count down the seconds until they come home from work. Done right, it’s foreplay in verbal form… and trust us,  it’ll give your sex life the glow-up you never knew it needed.

The best part? You don’t need to be Shakespeare. It’s about tapping into that natural chemistry between you and your partner and amplifying it. Whether it’s a whisper in the ear or a cheeky text, dirty talk is all about sexual activity with your mind before the body even gets involved.

How to Start Dirty Talking Without Blushing

We get it—getting started with dirty talk can feel more awkward than liking your crush’s Instagram post from 2 years ago while online stalking (yikes). But the key is to start slow and build up. You wouldn’t dive into the wildest sex positions on day one, right? Same rule applies.

• Warm up with compliments: No need to go straight into the deep end right away. Start with something like, “You’re driving me wild right now.” Ease into it without going full X-rated.
• Keep it basic: If you’re together, casually mention how you love how their hands feel as they touch a specific part of your body (and mention that body part). If you’re doing long distance, spice it up with some phone sex or get creative with those text messages. You know, something along the lines of “I can’t wait to see you so I can… (insert your imagination here).”
• Add descriptive words: Let them know what they’re doing to you and how it feels. Instead of saying “That feels good,” level up with “I love the way your hands feel when they’re inside me.” See what we did there?

Spice Things Up with a Little Extra... Flavor

Alright, now that you’re warmed up, it’s time to turn up the heat. When cozying up together, dirty talk paired with a little help from our favorite tools is a win-win. Let’s talk sex toys. Take our Disco Stick, for instance. Imagine teasing your partner with it saying “do you like that babe?” as you slide that beauty in you know where.

How to Make Dirty Talk Feel More Natural

Dirty talk comes more naturally to some people, but don't worry - if you feel a bit awkward at first, it's completely normal. Like anything new, practice makes perfect.

Here are a few to keep in mind:

• Keep it simple: Avoid long, complicated words and sentences. Keep it simple and focus on the heat.
• Avoid rehearsed lines: If it sounds like you’re reading from a script, stop. Dirty talk should flow naturally, just like you’re talking about the weather—but sexy. Let’s make it rain. 😉
• Use terms that you're comfortable with: If a word feels awkward, it might put a damper on your confidence. Stick to what feels natural. If “dick” works better than “c*ck,” go with it.

Getting Playful with Your Partner

Let’s not forget: dirty talk doesn’t have to be so serious. Keep it playful! A little cheeky teasing can go a long way in keeping the mood light but still hot. Tell them exactly what you’re thinking in the middle of the day to keep that energy up, even when you’re not together.

And when the time comes, describe what you’re going to do, how you’re going to do it, and any extra details you’d like to add. Phrases like “I can’t wait to make you moan so loud that the neighbors hate us” are simple yet incredibly effective.

When to Bring It Up (Hint: Anytime)

There’s no such thing as a bad time in a relationship for a little verbal heat. Whether you’re just starting out with a new partner or keeping the spark alive in a long-term romance, dirty talk can fit anywhere and everywhere.

Remember, it doesn’t always have to lead to sex. Sometimes, it’s just a fun way to build sexual tension. You can leave them hanging in the best way, knowing that the payoff will be worth the wait. Or maybe you’re more of a “let’s jump into action right now” kind of person—totally understandable!

Here’s Some Dirty Phrases To Try

Sometimes, dirty talk is a little beyond your means, but that’s okay. These phrases are tried and tested and ready to be whispered into your partner's ear. 

These are some of our faves:

• "God, you're sexy."
• "You're making me so wet, want to feel?"
• "Tell me how much you want my (body part)."
• "I’ve been imagining all the ways I’m going to make you moan tonight."
• "I want to hear you moan my name."
• "You have no idea how much I want you"
• "You feel so good."
• "Do you want me to go harder, faster, or both?"
• "The way you touch me makes my whole body ache for you."
• "I love knowing you can’t resist me when I have you like this."
• "Tell me how badly you want me right now."
• "I’m going to tease you until you beg me to let you come."

Final Thoughts On Dirty Talk

So, there you have it, your quick guide to dirty talk! It’s not about being perfect—it’s about having fun, staying playful, and keeping things natural. With a little practice, you’ll be a master in no time.

And, if you’re ever stuck on words, just remember: WOO’s here to help. Whether it’s a cheeky sex toy or a slick Love Oil to set the mood, we’ve got the tools to make your dirty talk game stronger. Now go forth, flirt, tease, and leave them speechless.